Monday, 9 July 2012

Why Do I Despise MPs? This is why?

Why do I despise and have no respect for our MPs? Well for me that question is so easy to answer! 
They are all so vastly unqualified.
No, no I'm not talking about all the useless qualifications they picked up, two for a penny at a private school, (which they paid for) those qualifications are useless and worthless, and mean nothing. Because they have only learnt what the private schools wanted them to learn, nothing more and nothing less.
So what qualifications does an MP need, just one qualification, that's all they need?
The only qualification they will ever need, is to be born into a poor family.
At 5 years old, to have to walk 5 miles to school in the snow, in short trousers.
Not driven there in a heated car. (after all 20 years ago schools didn't close just because of a little snow)
You are made to wear you're bothers old school uniform, because you're mother can't afford to buy you a new one.
You're mother goes hungry to feed you, She puts food on to your plate and not hers.
Those are the only qualifications needed to be an MP, and if you are an MP with those qualifications, then Sir or Madam, I take my hat off to you, and I salute you, and I respect you.

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

I was wrong Cindy was right!

And If I'm wrong, I'll admit I'm wrong, so I was wrong and so I'm admitting I was wrong. It is always an exciting time for us authors when we publish a new book, in this case the book was called LOST SOULS. Exciting because after months and months of burning the midnight oil, and then after that reading it over and over, and then this is followed by rewrites, and then followed by even more rewrites.
Cindy is my PA and although I don't always agree with her, her heart is in the right place. Which is how come I ended up giving away almost 1,000 free Amazon Kindle downloads of LOST SOULS. First Cindy decided to target all my Facebook friends, and then when she found out I was doing a live radio interview at KRYSTAL RADIO she then wanted to give away downloads to their listeners as well. 
So thank you to you all for downloading the free Kindle edition, and thank you all for writing a review and posting it on Amazon. 

Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Okay just one more post on the queens jubilee and that's it

Okay just one more post about the queens jubilee and then that's it I've finished I promise, because its been going on for too long now and I getting bored. So I would just like to say, I do admire the queen. Not for the way she has guided or influenced governments past and present over the years, no not for that, because I think she has made a terrible job of doing that. No I admire her for her ability to be able to sleep at night, I really do. Because if I was queen I wouldn't be able to sleep at night? And do you know why, I'll tell you why? I would, I honestly would, I would be too ashamed to be able to sleep at night. I would be too ashamed of what my governments past and present have dragged this country down too. And I am not joking we are now almost a third world country, and if you don't agree well what you you call it? when people who have worked all their lives, paid taxes all their lives wake up in the morning and ask themselves, "what shall I do today, turn on the HEATING or EAT?" And as the head of this poor country as the queen of this poor country I would be so ashamed, I really would. 

Monday, 4 June 2012

INTRODUCING BRAND NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE for LOST SOULS

Check out this Brand New Official Author Website for LOST SOULS. On this great Website listen to John's live RADIO interview at KRYSTAL RADIO . Also find links to all John's other Official Websites. And only on this Official Author Website can you read Chapter One for FREE.

Saturday, 28 April 2012



A MASSIVE HUGE Thank you, to KRYSTAL RADIO, for inviting me along to take part in their 'famous author spot' I did however 'play hard to get' for at least two hours, that's what I'm guessing anyway. But then I did readily agree to take part and to be interviewed. The date is still to be arranged so 'watch this space' And in the mean time, tune in to my new friends at KRYSTAL RADIO.
  • http://krystalradio.net/

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    this is united kingdom radio station giving you a fantastic quality music and entertainment from comedy to political and new music information

Sunday, 8 April 2012

The London Book Fair

I will be visiting the London Book Fair at Earls Court. I will be away from the office, from Monday 16th April to Wednesday the 18th April.
If you're going too, I'd be more than happy to meet with you all.

http://londonbookfair.co.uk/

Sunday, 4 March 2012

Check out my new YouTube trailer?

Cindy my PA asked me today, "John what can I do for you today?" I laughed before replying "Cindy make me a video trailer on YouTube and on FaceBook." So she did and here it is.
And then Cindy my PA told me "John you really should learn to sing"

Thursday, 19 January 2012

The Next Best Seller From The Master Of Horror.

Checkout my brand new Official Authors Website for my latest horror story called 'First Authentic Mars Pioneers' here you can read the first chapter FOR FREE;

ONLY ON THIS OFFICIAL WEBSITE CAN YOU READ THE FIRST CHAPTER FOR FREE
www.firstauthenticmarspioneers.yolasite.com


ON SALE NOW FROM AMAZON.COM
http://www.amazon.com/First-Authentic-Mars-Pioneers-Smith/dp/1468084461/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1327084338&sr=1-1

Friday, 13 January 2012

People Stop Me In The Street

And of course I don't mind people stopping me in the street, and why would I? But one young Lady did and she asked me a question, which was; "John I want to be an author, I want to be a writer, a famous author, a famous writer like you, how will I know when I am?" My Reply to this pretty young lady was; "When you wake up in the middle of the night and the first thing you think about is writing. When you wake up first thing in the morning, and the first thing you think about is writing. When you are sitting on the toilet, and the first thing you think about is the first line of your next chapter, well then you are a writer, you are a author, and the famous bit, that comes when someone asks you when did you became famous."